people fictional characters i would fuck: (television edition)

• logan echolls
• eli ‘weevil’ navarro
• spike
• xander harris
• rupert giles
• chuck bass
• dan humphrey
• rufus humphrey
• seth cohen
• ryan atwood
• jimmy cooper
• barney stinson
• ted mosby
• noah puckerman
• jesse st james
• derek shepherd
• mark sloan
• alex karev

people fictional characters i would fuck: (literary edition)

• sirius black
• remus lupin
• severus snape
• draco malfoy
• charlie weasley
• fred and george weasley
• hermione granger
• jamie fraser (many times)
• (young) ian murray
• nathaniel bonner
• luke scott
• simon ballentyne
• daniel bonner
• mr darcy
• mr wickham
• henry crawford
• axis starman
• mr thorton
• joe morelli
• john barton
• tyler durden